I am pretty much of a night owl. I guess my parents were too firm about my bedtime restrictions. I still take great pleasure in not having anyone tell me when I need to go to bed. That is one of the wonderful things about being retired and single. I often times fall asleep watching TV in the evening, then I may wake up at 1:30 AM or even as late/early as 3:00 or 4:00 AM and head for bed. Usually I stop in my office and read some email. I may spend another hour writing. Then I go to bed and I may read before I sleep for an hour or so. If I am not going anywhere I often sleep until 9:00 or later, especially in the winter. My summer schedule, if you can call it that, changes somewhat. I get up much earlier as I do not want to miss the sunshine. I enjoy the seasons, each for different reasons. Anyway, I probably fall asleep sometime between 9:00 PM and 12:00PM, while watching TV, so I am used to waking up several hours later and going to bed.
Last weekend the dog show was exhausting and the cold really got to me after sitting or standing around in that chilly barn for so many hours. I went to my water aerobics class on Monday morning and when I got home I had lunch, and I was still tired and a little cold. I decided to watch something on TV and warm up. My couch is so comfy .... I fell asleep, probably around 3:00 PM.
When I woke up, it was dark but naturally, for me that was not unusual. I stayed on the couch for a few minutes, watching the news and realized I had sort of lost the evening by sleeping on through. I also realized I had not fed the dogs their evening meal and wondered why Quest had not told me about it. I looked at the clock and it was nearly 6:00 AM. Wow, I must really have been tired! I felt great though and really debated on whether to go to back to bed for a couple more hours or just stay up. I decided to feed the dogs and maybe go back to bed, even if I just read my book for a little bit. In view of it being so long overdue I fed the dogs kibble mixed with a little cottage cheese and scrambled eggs, (seemed appropriate for breakfast). As usual, our little Parrot, "Bogey" wanted his share and I gave him some scrambled egg. As he was eating it I was covering his cage, and I said, "goodnight Bogey". He said "awk". Then I turned out the light and headed for bed.
The dogs and I all walked down the hallway toward my bedroom. I stopped in the office and checked email. I answered a couple and thought how it would puzzle my friends seeing how early I was up. It was of course, still dark and I was just about to turn off the light when the phone rang. The call was from "Out of Area", as that is what shows on the phone screen. As normal, my three Shepherds set up an impressive howling session in honor of the phone ringing. It must sound like a kennel when I answer. I can barely hear who is on the line for a minute.
I often get calls from solicitors wanting donations. Several times they have been from out of the area and they apparently did not check the time zone they were calling. Of course being awakened at 6:30 AM, I am not usually prepared to tell them how I really feel about it. This time I was prepared! Although I was not sleeping, I faked it because I normally would have been asleep.
"Mrs. Tanner?" (That also makes me mad. It took me a long time to stop believing I needed to have a husband and to go back to my maiden name. It felt good not to tag along after a previous husband dragging the baggage of HIS name.) Why can't they say "Ms." ? Oh well, I will pick my battles today.
Him: "How are you doing?"
Me: "I was doing fine until you called and woke me up."
Him: Silence.
Me: "This is way too early to call people. It is not even 7:00 AM yet."
Him: Silence. Then a soft , "No it isn't. It is evening."
Me: Silence. "It is?"
Him: " Yes".
Me: "Are you sure?"
Him: Somewhat more confident. "Yes, it is Monday, 7:00 PM. Did you have a rough day?"
Me: "I had a rough weekend."
I was so confused at this point I even let him continue with his spiel. It gave me a chance to try and untangle my mindset and organize my confusion.
Hint #1 - I looked out the window, sure enough, the lights on my gate were on. They are set to go on at dusk, and off four hours later. I had previously dismissed that, thinking that perhaps the timer was wrong on it.
Hint #2 - The neighbors lights were on and normally no one around here, (out in the country), keeps the same wacky hours I keep. Of course they do get up early, but they don't usually have that many lights on.
Hint #3 - The dogs had not asked for their dinner, but just gratefully accepted breakfast instead. They already know I am crazy. They just humor me along.
Hint #4 - It was now after 7:00 (AM?) and not even beginning to get light.
I declined his solicitation for money, and he just thanked me for listening. I got the impression he did not really expect me to donate. Heaven knows WHAT he thought. I thanked him for giving me back the evening I thought I had lost.
Him: "Yeah, well, you are welcome".
I cannot begin to tell you what this whole thing has done to my thinking. It took me a while to realize I lost the evening and it was morning. Then in trying to correct that thinking, I was really having a tough time. I wandered around the house a little; decided to stay in my sleep shirt since it would not be long until it was time to go to bed (maybe). I contemplated how lucky it was that "Out of Area" did call. I might have been sitting at my computer wondering why the sun was not coming up.
The dogs followed me around the house. By this time they had no idea what I was going to do. As I passed the door to the garage they looked at me questioning whether I wanted to go some where in the car. Maybe another meal? or how about a walk?
I pulled Bogey's cover off his cage, "Good Morning Bogey, short night huh!" He just said "awk". He also knows I may be crazy and has come to accept it. He is a little whacky too!
I had a bowl of soup and I watched the TV programs I thought I had missed. Then I covered Bogey again and I went to bed and slept until about 9:00 AM. I have had my coffee but I am still having a little problem with my orientation. I keep feeling like I missed our Tuesday evening agility class. I have no idea if I missed putting out the garbage can. Perhaps I need to write the day and time on my hand. Who could ever believe anyone could get so confused. The worst I ever did before was forget it was a Saturday and that I did not need to get ready for school. That was ages ago. I'll bet 'Out of Area Man' has blacked out my name on his call list.
This may take another day or so to get back to normal. I had retired my alarm, but I may reconsider and use it to tell me when it is bed time. Maybe mom knew best.